daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

Mom:  I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends:  How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents:  Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School:  Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.